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- Introduction
- What you will need
- What you need to do
- Numbered steps
- Final note of warning
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Friday 18 March 2016
How to Trap a Dragon
This week we have been learning to write instructions, in particular we have been learning How To Trap a Dragon! Your task this week is to write a set of instructions that tell the reader how to trap a mystical creature of your choice.
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Friday, 18 March 2016
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Have you ever wondered if it is possible to capture a real mermaid to have as your very own? Do you want to know if it is possible to capture a mermaid? Do you think that mermaids even exist? Mermaids have been experts at hiding and not being caught, and have been known to get a kick out of sneaky sailors onto the rocks to see if they sink or swim. If so do not despair soon you to would have one of these grand machines.
What you need
A shell a net a net
What to do
1. Sing a scale in an ancient Greek musical mode.
2. Fling handfuls of the spice into the water. They love the smell and are drawn to it.
3. Blow a conch shell three times.
4. At this point you may notice the waters are moving.
She will try to hold the spice and throw the net when she comes up to you or when you have the chance. That's how to catch a mermaid
Final Note
If you can’t swim she could sink your boat.
By Kaivy
Friday, 18 March 2016
ReplyDeleteHow to Trap a
Have you ever wondered if it is possible to capture a real mermaid to have as your very own? Do you want to know if it is possible to capture a mermaid? Do you think that mermaids even exist? Mermaids have been experts at hiding and not being caught, and have been known to get a kick out of sneaky sailors onto the rocks to see if they sink or swim. If so do not despair soon you to would have one of these grand machines.
What you need
A shell a net a bowl of spice
What to do
1. Sing a scale in an ancient Greek musical mode.
2. Fling handfuls of the spice into the water. They love the smell and are drawn to it.
3. Blow a conch shell three times.
4. At this point you may notice the waters are moving.
She will try to hold the spice and throw the net when she comes up to you or when you have the chance. That's how to catch a mermaid.
Final Note
If you can’t swim she could sink your boat.
Friday, March 18, 2016
ReplyDeleteHow to trap a burglar
Are you cross of thieves stealing your jewelry? Are you surprised at the amount of money you have? Well if this is the case then help is at hand and soon you too will be able to solve this crime.
What you need:
• A wide tree trunk
• A net
• A drill
• A can of perfume
• Bits of fake or real gold
What you do:
1.First in the tree trunk dig a pit with the drill(make sure that you and a box of gold can fit in the hole).
2.Next put the gold in and hide inside the hole with a net and a can of perfume
3.Then when the burglar gets attracted to the tree immediately spray the perfume on him and while he is rubbing his eyes throw the net over him and escape with him.
Final note of warning
Make sure to spray the tonic on his eyes before the thief takes the gold and runs away with it!!!!
How to trap a troll
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Are you annoyed with trolls stomping? If so do not despair help is at hand.
What you need
A goat
Grass
The troll’s bridge
A tree (Not chopped but near the trolls bridge)
A ladder
A tube of glue
A net
What you do
1. First place the goat on the bridge.
2. Put the grass in front of the goat so it does not move.
3. Put the ladder against the tree.
4. Climb the ladder while holding the glue and the net.
5. When the troll comes quickly squeeze on the edge of the net.
6. Drop the net on the troll.
7. Roll him into the river.
Final note of warning
Never look in the troll’s eyes or you will die.
How to trap Miss Tracey,
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DO NOT FOR GET:when you are sleeping with Miss Tracey she is going
to wake you up and she will take your snakes so watch OUT!
What you need:
Miss Tracey
miss tracey favourite food
bridge
electric gate or bars or net
tree
ladder
glue[huge big glue]
What you do:
First place the ugly Miss Tracey on the bridge
Next put the smelly food in front of her
After that put the ladder against the slerpy tree
Climb the tree and smel the tree
sTICK GLUE AROUND INTO A CIRCLE
The Miss Tracey is coming hide
Miss Tracey is on the bridge 321 THROW!
NOW THE BRIDGE IS NOW YOURS.
remember you must share the bridge with other people
DO NOT GIVE IT TO SMELL,STINKY MISS TRACEY
A PUNISHMENT FOR MISS TRACEY AND MISS MCGLIFRAY too
NEVER GIVE TO SMELLY MISS TRACEY.
REPLY:DO NOT GET ANGRY
REPLY:THIS IS A FRUSTRATED INSTRUCTION
REPLY:YOU ARE GOING TO FALL OF YOUR CHAIR.
How to trap a troll
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Are you tired of trolls snoring? If so do not dispare. Help is at hand just read these instructions and you too will be rid of this terrible pest.
what you need
Card board cut out of a goat/wood/net/ladder
What you do
1 Put the card board cut out of the goat on the bridge.
2 Climb the tree with the ladder.
3 Hold the net over the card board cut out of the goat.
4 Put the wood next to the goat so the troll can roll into the. river.
final note of warning
be careful the trolls smell is poisonous.
I LOVE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!!!!!!!!
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How to trap Miss Tracey
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DO NOT FORGET if you are sleeping with Miss tracey make sure you leave some food out otherwise she will eat you up!
What you need
Her favorite toy
Favorite food
Sleeping bag
A model of you
A needle
What you do
1. Put miss tracey in to the sleeping bag
2. Give her the model of you
3. Chuck her favorite toy next to her
4. Place the food next to her
5. At 4:30am jab the needle into her arm and she is very scared of needles
6. She is coming throw 989 needles at her!
THE HOUSE IS YOURS
SHARE IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T SHARE IT WITH MISS TRACEY OR MISS MGILAFRAY.
REPLY:you will be punished
REPLY:you will go to doctor
REPLY:you will bang your head
NEVER EVER GIVE THIS TO SMELLY MISS TRACEY AND MISS MGILAFRAY!
I really like your blog.
DeleteBut how are you going to
Carry Miss Tracey into the
Sleeping bag.
How to trap a dinosaur
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If you see a dinosaur do not despair.Dinosaurs must be destroyed.Read these instructions and soon you will have a dinosaur trapped for ever.
What you need
Spade
Leaves
Grass
Sticks
What you do:
.Dig a long deep hole with the spade.
.Lay the sticks on the hole.
.Put grass on the sticks.
.Scatter the leaves over the grass.
.Put the meat next to the hole.
.wait for the dinosaur to arrive.
.The dinosaur will see the meat and fall in the hole.
Final note of warning :
Do not look at a dinosaurs head because you won't know one plus one and you will not know anything.
How to trap a demon eye!
ReplyDeleteAre you fed up with those demon eyes smashing into your window, if so do not be sad just read these instruction and soon you to will be rid of these horrible creatures. (Be really careful about what times you do It. Do it at midday).
What you need.
A human doll, a clam and a rope and a cage.
WHAT you do
1 Place the clam outside your hideout.
2 Put the human in.
3 Wait in your hideout.
4 When the demon eye is in place the cage in front.
5 Pull the clam open with the rope.
6 Send him to jail.
Final note
Do not follow a demon eye home there will be a king.
How to trap a mouse?
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Are you tired of mouses running around your kitchen? If so please don't disappear and don't be scared because the help is around the corner.
. What will you need?
Cheese and mousetrap
. What you need to do?
1 - First place the cheese on the mousetrap and leave it ready to catch the mouse
2 - keep it in any kitchen corner specially in the night.
. Final note of warning:
Keep it far away-hidden from the kids.
The End
How to trap a ghost
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Are you getting TIRED of ghosts peering threw your bedroom door if so don't you fear your solution is here!!!!
-what you will need
potion of weakness [or something special]
ghost proof cage
binoculars
a hiding spot
-what you need to do??
1.place your ghost proof cage somewhere you will see the ghost.
2.Put your special object in our case the weakness potion inside the cage.
3.Look for your hiding spot. NOTE: Make sure you have your binoculars to have a look.
4.wait for the ghost to come inside the cage when it does the door will shut and there your ghost problems are solved!!!!
Final note of warning:
Make sure you do it in the night is completely quiet so the ghost get scared away!!!